Who determines our worth?
(NOTE: This and several upcoming posts were written several years ago when I was married. I thought it would be fun to share them.)
I suppose enough criticism from everyone in your environment can help you to determine whether or not you’re a worthless wife. Your family, your kids, your significant other, and even your neighbors can all contribute to that cause. After all, wives should be perfect in every way, 24/7, in sickness and in health, and do it with a smile on their faces.
“Alex’s mom is cool. She looks like a movie star and lets us stay up as late as we want,” the kids might say.
Nice. Alex’s mom is also a two-bit whore who screws her husband’s best friend.
“What’s for dinner tonight?” the husband might say. “I’m hungry.”
Dinner? It’s only one in the afternoon. I’m still digesting lunch.
“You should be helping your husband mow the lawn,” the neighbor might say.
Sure thing. I’ll get out my razor and make a landing strip as soon as he picks his dirty clothes up off of the bathroom floor.
“You two should plan sex at least two or three times a week. You need to keep your husband happy,” the mother might say.
Plan sex? Oh how romantic! Is that why you’re such a bitch after 3 “happy” marriages?
I’ll shut up now. After all, isn’t that what women are supposed to do?