Another maddening trip to Walmart
Have I mentioned how much I hate Walmart? I don’t know whether to believe they hire the dumbest fucking people on the planet or they’re just playing games making everyone walk around the entire store looking for one item. Or maybe they’re trained to do that by the evil Walmart demons.
I had to buy something for my mother in law. I’m in Walmart walking around in circles, and I have the following conversation with another one of their genius employees:
Me: Do you have a foot scrubber? You put it on the shower floor and go like this… (I demonstrate) and wash the bottom of your foot with it.
WM: If we had anything like that, it would be in stationary.
WM: Yeah, stationary.
Me: Do you understand I’m asking you for something that goes in the shower? It’s for elderly people to be able to wash their feet.
WM: Yeah they have bathroom stuff in stationary.
Me: Okay…. Do you have a section with shower nozzles, or walkers, or hand rails, stuff for elderly people?
WM: Yeah but I ain’t never seen what you’re talkin’ about there.
I knew nothing like that would be in “stationary,” but I went and took a look anyway. I walked out empty handed. There was no such thing in “stationary”. Moron!